π₯π₯π₯
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9365 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 290 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!
