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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Star Shards Collected:	207
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Emeralds Found:	2117	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Crops Grown:	5735
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	173	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	7684
New Chunks Explored:	154662	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Farms Harvested:	673	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	101/400	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3238	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9