YeeeetPros | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1450	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1930
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	123
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Votes:	9456

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	8605
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4974
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7