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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3965 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?