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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 575 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between factions that make the Hundred Years’ War look like a playground scuffle.
We’ve got players building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, and redstone contraptions that would make Da Vinci jealous. And don’t even get me started on the underground secret societies plotting world domination – it’s like a mix between a spy movie and a soap opera.
So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And trust me, you do not want to miss that. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the chaos – because in this world, anything can happen.
