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Players: 102/900 Votes: 1669
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 2

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

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  • CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

    CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5459
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 101 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 153 Magic Items Found: 1738
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Crops Grown: 8636
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

    We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

    So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

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  • BlockyDadSwag

    BlockyDadSwag
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8445
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5605 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 148 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

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  • BlockAndRoll

    BlockAndRoll
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 416
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

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  • MineCraftyUkraine Server

    MineCraftyUkraine Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 282
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

    so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

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  • CraftyFrogWarBlame

    CraftyFrogWarBlame
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7331
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

    you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

    Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2240
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9696
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8675 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    25k World Border Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
    Silence Me Datapack Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
    Universal Dyeing Datapack Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21.4

    ⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3014
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3638
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Farms Harvested: 722 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1514
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3062
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Animals Bred: 161
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3822
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 161 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1148 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Emeralds Found: 7591

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7511
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Votes: 5501
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3457 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5392
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8330
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Villages Defended: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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