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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6918 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
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