YardSaleYikes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, attention seeking, contemplating, cry for attention, cry for help, depression, Echoes, emotional distress, ETERNAL, euthanize, mental health, mental illness, PITY, reaching out, seeking attention, seeking support, seeking validation, self harm, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive tendencies, suicidal behavior, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2721
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

First off, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking giant statues of chickens riding pigs and stuff. It’s wild, man.

And the community? Oh boy, don’t even get me started. We’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, just bouncing around and having a blast.

Plus, we have events that will blow your mind. Like, last week we had a “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition. It was insane, dude.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s get weird together! It’s the only place where you can saw through your problems and still come out on top. Let’s do this, baby!

CraftyCareerAdvice – Minecraft SMP

advice for career, best career advice, career advancement, Career Advice, career coaching, Career Counseling, career development, career goals, Career Growth, career guidance, career mentor, career mentorship, career path, career planning, career strategies, career success, career tips, CraftyCareerAdvice, job advice, Minecraft, professional advice, smp, work advice

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

OMG, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta hear this crazy story! So, like, one time, this player joined and they were just mining away, right? And then, out of nowhere, a creeper comes and blows up their whole base! But instead of giving up, they rebuilt even bigger and better! And now they’re like the richest player on the server or something, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll get the best career advice ever, like, “Always carry a bucket of water with you in case you accidentally fall into lava” or “Don’t trust anyone who offers to trade you diamonds for dirt”! It’s life-changing stuff, I swear!

So, like, come join us and experience all the chaos and craziness that is this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

SubredditSighCraft

#premise, Actual, CONSTANTLY, CONTENT, Disappointment, long tail tags, love, subreddit, SubredditSighCraft, tags

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of scrolling through subreddits that promise epic memes but only deliver stale jokes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs boring old subreddits when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

HouthisCraft Minecraft Server

Assad, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, Hamas, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, proxy war, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, UN, united nations, Warning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles ever! we got houthis, hamas, hezbollah, and even assad all fighting it out in the ultimate showdown! you gotta see it to believe it! will houthis meet the same fate as hamas? will hezbollah come out on top? find out on our server! join now for the most insane pvp action you’ve ever seen!

PixelPanic: Call Centre Chaos

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Call, call centres, centre, Chaos, customer service, digital transformation, employee burnout, human-machine interaction, Job Displacement, job market, job performance, job satisfaction, mental health, outsourcing, Philippines, PixelPanic, Robots, Technology, technology impact, work stress, workforce management

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can escape from bein a robot in a call center in the philippines! no more stress just blocky fun! build ur own world and be the master of ur own destiny! forget bout work and join us for some epic adventures and laughs! plus, u might even find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake! so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get blocky!

Triple Electrolyte Safe Li-Batts

advanced materials, Durable, eco-friendly, Electrolyte, energy storage, fire resistant, high capacity, high performance, Innovative, ionic conductivity, LiBatts, lithium-metal batteries, long-lasting, noncombustible, PEO-based, robust, Safe, self-extinguishing properties, solid electrolyte, sustainable, Technology, Triple, Triple-layered

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have triple-layered noncombustible PEO-based solid electrolyte for highly safe lithium-metal batteries with self-extinguishing properties and robust ionic conductivity! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally set their entire house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. but thanks to our amazing noncombustible electrolyte, the fire put itself out before any damage was done! plus, our robust ionic conductivity will make your redstone contraptions run smoother than ever before. so come join us and experience the safest, most electrifying minecraft server around!

Lost Thread Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, Land, LAUGHING, Laughter, Lost, meme, memes, Online Community, shareable, social media, Thread, trending, viral, ylyl, you just lost edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Votes:	9800

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! It’s like, the ultimate place to hang out and build stuff in Minecraft. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right.

Not only that, but the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand. And the community? It’s like a bunch of crazy monkeys on caffeine, but in a good way. You’ll never be bored with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes on here.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

PandemicCraft: China’s Data Quest

China, Chinas, coronavirus, Covid origins data, Covid-19, data, data sharing, Data transparency, Emergence, global health crisis, health emergency, International cooperation, investigation, origins study, outbreak, pandemic, PandemicCraft, public health, Quest, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most hilarious and wild adventures waiting for you! we have secret caves filled with diamond blocks and lava pits that will make you scream like a little girl!

we also have a pet pig named dave who can do backflips and tell jokes, he’s basically the coolest pig in all of minecraft land.

if you join our server, you’ll also get to ride on the backs of flying chickens and battle giant spiders with laser eyes. it’s totally insane, bro!

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding their houses? it’s all in good fun, though!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life!

CareSMP

Adventure, building, CareSMP, Community, Discord, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, growth, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mines Excavated:	4805
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

CareSMP Minecraft Server

CareSMP, after being gone for a few years, is back and better than before! With a growing community, we welcome everyone in with open arms and would like to have more and more people join us in our growth!

Join now on caresmp.minehut.gg or /join CareSMP in the Minehut lobby. We look forward to seeing you!

Join our Discord – https://discord.gg/VHEJ6fDPSG

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the CareSMP server?	You can join by visiting caresmp.minehut.gg or using the /join command in the Minehut lobby.
Is there a growing community on the server?	Yes, we have a growing community and welcome new players with open arms.
Can I join the CareSMP Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by following the link provided above.

Champagne Dream Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, bubbly, celebration, champagne, champagne headache, cheap champagne, dream, hangover, headache, headache after party, headache cure, headache from alcohol, headache from drinking, headache in 24 hours, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedy, headache tips, headache tomorrow, headache treatment, Minecraft, pain relief, Party

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	6896	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Yo, bros, join this epic Minecraft server where we party so hard with cheap champagne that you’ll have a headache in just 24 hours!

We build the craziest structures while sipping on that bubbly goodness, it’s like a wild frat party but in block form.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you hate fun and headaches, then maybe stay away. But who doesn’t love a good headache from cheap champagne, am I right?

So come on and join the madness, let’s get building and partying like there’s no tomorrow!

Trashy Vision Quest

Quest, TRASHY, vision

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can experience the ultimate challenge of separating waste as a visually impaired player! we got crazy obstacles like trash mountains and toxic waste pits to navigate through. but don’t worry, we provide special tools like magical seeing-eye dogs and trash-sensing goggles to help u out. plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried in the landfill for those brave enough to find it. come join us for a trashy good time!

DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

banner, best server, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Donations, Economy, flat RP, flat world, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, Minecraft, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, president, PvE, Roleplay, Russian, Samopis, Self-recordings, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

54.38.48.38:25790

Unknown Lands

#youtube, angel, Assassin, Community, Cutscenes, electriziedyt, FANTASY, gameplay, Lands, Minecraftserver, Network, ONLINE, progress, Races, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, specialitems, Stats, Subscribing, Support, TEASERS, unknown

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Server Name	Unknown Lands
Description	A server in progress featuring a race RPG with animated cut-scenes and special items and stats
Main Races	Angel, Assassin, and 2 others
Support	Consider subscribing to show your support
Additional Content	Check out ElectriziedYT’s YouTube channel for teasers

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Unknown Lands?	Unknown Lands is a Minecraft server in progress that features a race RPG with 4 main races including Angel and Assassin.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers animated cut-scenes, special items, and unique stats for each race.
How can I show support for the server?	You can show support by subscribing to the server and its associated content creator, ElectriziedYT.
Where can I find more teasers for the server?	You can find more teasers on ElectriziedYT’s YouTube channel.

Aztec Empire 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aztec, border control, cultural diversity, deportation, discrimination, Diversity, Empire, equality, exclusion, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inclusion, Indians in, indigenous rights, Mexicans out, Multiculturalism, racial discrimination, Racial equality, social justice, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a llama through a taco-filled desert! We got so many Indians joining, you’ll think you stumbled into a powwow instead of a blocky world. And guess what? No Mexicans allowed, it’s like a fiesta without the salsa! So come on down and join the craziness, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few tequila shots. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

2025HypeMinecraftSMP

2025, 2025HypeMinecraftSMP, Achievements, Advancements, Adventure, anticipation, aspirations, dreams, EXCITEMENT, Future, goals, Happiness, Hope, Milestones, new beginnings, opportunities, personal growth, positivity, progress, success, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2035
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6965
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, in 2025, we’re gonna have this HUGE event where we all ride on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And guess what? The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. I know, right? It’s gonna be LIT.

But wait, there’s more! We also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of netherite blocks and dragon eggs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft.

So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Steve who does backflips. It’s wild, man.

Players:	107/200	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3257	Mines Excavated:	1445
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2