YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchantments Applied:	291
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Towns Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crops Grown:	3976

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Zombie Dances:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Potions Brewed:	92

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	8703
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Star Shards Collected:	188
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	141	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.