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come build the sickest castle you’ve ever seen, mine for days without getting bored, and battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches.

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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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