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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4835 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.