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CraftyMedicareCrafts

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	265361
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Farms Harvested:	667	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	1711
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4265	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	9595
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4855
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	977
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	543922
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	5928
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimension Hops:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	189

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20