XthephoenixX | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6762	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	30
Buildings Constructed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	801	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Emeralds Found:	7934	Magic Items Found:	1060
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	2755
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Potions Brewed:	133
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crops Grown:	8233

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4314	Magic Items Found:	5752
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	6662
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	63