XmasSabotageMILNoThanks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Potions Brewed:	164	Chimeras Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9246	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	154	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	933019	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Animals Bred:	66
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Votes:	4951
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9339	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	1289

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2591	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5