XmasBoozeBanFail | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	3012	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	354969	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	8464	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	185
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	8565
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	105
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	787990	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9194	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5887
Crops Grown:	1459	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!