Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must have a tight tanned tummy to join! Why, you ask? Because only the most toned and tanned players can handle the intense challenges and adventures that await on our server.

Join us for outrageous builds, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your abs hurt (which, if you have a tight tanned tummy, shouldn’t be a problem). Our community is full of hilarious characters and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So grab your sunscreen, flex those abs, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual indie vtuber or two along the way. Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Love Letters Sent: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY