Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must have a tight tanned tummy to join! Why, you ask? Because only the most toned and tanned players can handle the intense challenges and adventures that await on our server.

Join us for outrageous builds, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your abs hurt (which, if you have a tight tanned tummy, shouldn’t be a problem). Our community is full of hilarious characters and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So grab your sunscreen, flex those abs, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual indie vtuber or two along the way. Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY