Wurm Club SMP

Anarchy, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

We are an advanced survival server, meaning we have an plenty of things to do for any sort of player. These are just some things that our server has to offer:

⭐ NO MAIN WORLD RESETS! ⭐ Collect loot from meteor drops ⭐ Use our vote-reward system to get exclusive items DAILY ⭐ Customised horse system (HorseOverhaul) ⭐ Plenty of economic utility: trades, playerwarps, auctionhouse, jobs etc. ⭐ Custom mob and block drops ⭐ Double EXP weekends ⭐ Community building competitions ⭐ Donating to our server rewards both you and all online players! ⭐ 10000 block world border that will expand with every update!

We would like to bring you a fun and unique experience. We are trying to create a community of friendly players that can all enjoy server. Consider joining if you enjoy a casual survival experience.

smp.wurm.club

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	635	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9219
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	2148
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	115

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	2641
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Villages Defended:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	114
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	812173	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	4621	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!