WTF Minecraft Server

Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SecretCraft: Keep It Quiet

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Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild!

Join us and escape from the monotony of real life by diving into a world where you can build towering castles, dig deep underground for rare resources, and battle mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on you).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and eccentric as you are. From a group of friendly llamas who roam the land offering sage advice, to a mysterious wizard who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with a flick of his wand, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner Minecraft master shine! Just be sure to keep your real-life secrets safe from the prying eyes of the Creeper spies…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kleenex and lotion dispenser next to ur bed without anyone judgin u!!! trust me, u gonna need that lotion after u see all the hot lava and steamy caves we got in store for u 😉 plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and gold that u can use to buy urself a fancy bedazzled kleenex box!!! so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get weird with it 😜😂🔥🌋💎🧻🧴 #minecraft #lotionfordays #kleenexgang

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	1163
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fungi Free Zone: Y17991 Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have created a magical potion called Y17991 that makes you invincible to all the creepers and zombies in the game! you can roam around without a care in the world, slaying mobs left and right like a true warrior.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. you can team up with other players to defeat giant bosses and conquer dungeons filled with treasure.

not to mention, our server has the most epic builds you have ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there is no limit to what you can create.

so come join us and experience the thrill of playing on the best minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	6482
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

💥BREAKTIME💯 – YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME!⚡ Minecraft server

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⚡FREE CUSTOM ITEMS! /FREE✨

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Legendary Realms: Where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and pretend you’re in a real-life RPG! Level up your dirt shoveling skills here!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

About the Server: Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just your average survival experience? We have a unique blend of classic survival and exciting RPG content. Whether you’re in the mood for a chill survival session or ready to dive into epic quests, we’ve got you covered!

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What worlds are available on the server?	You can choose between the traditional survival world or explore our custom RPG world filled with dungeons, bosses, and quests.
How can I level up my abilities?	Use MCMMO to level up your abilities and become a stronger adventurer in mining, fishing, or battling enemies.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, there is a fully functioning economy with player-run auctions for buying and selling items.
What makes the community active?	The server is packed with features, plugins, custom mobs, items, and crafting systems that keep the experience unique and engaging for all players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Items Found:	6417
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Strongest Maid Minecraft SMP History Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us and become part of the craziest community of players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the strongest maid in history is getting her own movie, and you can be a part of her epic adventures on our server. From battling creepers with her trusty feather duster to building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen, this maid is a force to be reckoned with.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to experience it for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCraftLotteryLand

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If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8067	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9403
Buildings Constructed:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Star Shards Collected:	51
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoProofSwearMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5