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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1521 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 327 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 9385 |
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.
And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.
