WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8666	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5167
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3388
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Buildings Constructed:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	6823
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.