WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Potions Brewed:	25
Dimension Hops:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2518	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	127	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	89

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ores Mined:	1710	Star Shards Collected:	77

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6095	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7689

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Enchantments Applied:	247
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.