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dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

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Echo-Isles

advanced quality of life, brand new players, custom generated, Donate, EchoIsles, Engaging, Kit PvP, loot crates, new players, Other, player community, pvp ban, pvp features, Resource World, server address, Server Rules, setting homes, strong community, Support, Teleporting, unique gameplay, Welcoming Community

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Echo-Isles Server Overview:

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	– SMP gameplay– Setting homes– Teleporting– Economy– MCMMO– Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No
Donation Benefits	Advanced quality of life features
Community	Welcoming and strong
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world, loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Echo-Isles server?

You can join by entering the server address: Echo-Isles.com

2. What features does the Echo-Isles server offer?

The server features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

3. Is the Echo-Isles server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. However, donations for advanced quality of life features are accepted.

4. What is the community like on the Echo-Isles server?

The community is welcoming and strong, always willing to engage with new players.

5. Are there PvP features on the Echo-Isles server?

Yes, the server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning about every hour. Kit PvP is also available to the public.

Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Emeralds Found:	9635
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	462137
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7737	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	72
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6051	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crops Grown:	5006	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Villages Defended:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Items Found:	5061	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	121
Love Letters Sent:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5