WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	8381	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5738	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Infernal Network

Survival

WHY CHOOSE US? 24/7 Online Kind community & staff team Many updates and quick fixes No pay-to-win; Ranks , keys etc. avaible from gameplay as well Server Unique Features & Info Gamemode : Survival CUSTOM World & Structures New Spawn & NPCs Build your own clan and invite members Over 70 features waiting

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Potions Brewed:	196	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!