WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4491	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just because you can. Our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who demand sacrifices of cake and cookies in exchange for protection from the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords and establish a llama utopia where everyone gets free wool and carrots for life.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Legend Factions

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Key Features: Pets — Bring your pets into battle for extra buffs, unique abilities, and more. Raid Outpost — Raid and gain control of the outpost, then defend it against other enemies. Darkzone — Explore the dark world to farm custom mobs, control the outpost, and gain crystals. Koths — Kill other players and capture the koths for loot, rewards, and more, the last team standing wins! Outposts — Claim and defend the outposts for buff and perks! . Boss Events — The player who deals the most damage to the Boss will be awarded the loot. Pinata — Pinatas drop loot on every hit, battle players for the rights to that loot! Custom Enchants — Upgrade your armor with simple but impactful enchants for extra support. :emerald~1: Gems — Gems are our custom currency on Legend Factions, you can earn them through events, voting and crates. Use your gems to unlock ranks and perks. And much more.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ArdaneMC

ArdaneMC, Asia, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, growth, ISLAND, Join, Minecraft, Minions, multiplayer, OneBlock, online gaming, rise-to-the-top, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Spawners, Top, Vanilla

The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Decision making, FANTASY, Gaming, GOD.app, interactive storytelling, japanese, kamierabi, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystery, otome game, Palace, PIXEL, player choices, romance, saves season 2, Sequel, Server, simulation, Supernatural powers, visual novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mines Excavated:	4595

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MoonRiseMC

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[ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tancraft

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Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Venture Earth MC

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New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2