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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7475 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5200 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, guarded by ninja villagers with diamond swords. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever played Minecraft parkour on a roller coaster? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Why? Because why not! So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!