Wrestlecraft 2000: Where Creeper vs Enderman is the Main Event!

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CreeperCritic or RacistCreeper?
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AnxiousCraft SMP
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MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand
so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.