Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.
Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.
Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!
So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.
Welcome to Valskaya Realms! We are an economy based survival server with a mideval-esq land claiming system called Lands and Nations. Our server is 100% Cross Platform, including PlayStation! Join our Discord today to stay updated on the latest and greatest when it comes to Valskaya. There will be monthly contests starting March where we will be giving away 50$ USD Visa Gift Cards to the wealthiest players 🙂 We hope you enjoy our simple yet satisfying server concept.
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