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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4232 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7746 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!