“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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