“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6317
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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