“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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