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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ores Mined:	6155	Emeralds Found:	8473
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Farms Harvested:	662

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6063
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ores Mined:	4547	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7873

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3156

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	113

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9517	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	298
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.