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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Epic Battles Fought: 15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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