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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1623 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
