WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2825	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1133	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	750	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	912907
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoobMaster69

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Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	222	Animals Bred:	137
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	3549	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Emeralds Found:	9832
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!