WombCraft: Where even the creepers are concerned about your fertility

life choices, age, streaming, Community, family

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

And if you’re feeling lonely and looking for love, don’t worry, because on our server, you can find your soulmate and start a family all while streaming your epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, right?

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Knockback Stick

Vote, LifeSteal, claim rewards, Epic, Friendly staff

Welcome to KnockbackStick, the most intense and fun-packed Minecraft PvP server! Battle it out with powerful knockback sticks, send your opponents flying, and dominate the arena.

Features:

Unique knockback PvP gameplay Custom arenas & epic battle zones Leaderboards & rewards for top players Daily events & tournaments Active community & friendly staff Join the Fight! Vote for KnockbackStick today and claim awesome rewards.

play.knockbackstick.xyz:5012

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New Server IP
Ethereal Maiden 1.20.6

self worth, large social life, societal expectations, clothes look good, Ethereal

Yo, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll be born as a blocky pixelated female character who gets all the benefits of being pretty and popular in the game! You’ll have a massive social life with other players, receive virtual gifts and presents, have epic adventures, get better job opportunities in-game, feel comfortable in your blocky skin, and have all the clothes looking good on you! Plus, all the blocky men will like and respect you, and they’ll actually try in relationships with you! Who needs real life when you can have all this in Minecraft, right? Join now and live your best blocky life!

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New Server IP
WeddingRoleplayCraft

role playing, family, EMBARRASSMENT, old english, costumes

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old speeches and traditions? Well, look no further! Join our medieval/fantasy-themed Minecraft server where you can fully immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and Shakespearean-style Old English!

Imagine greeting your fellow players with “Well met, travelers” and declaring your love for your Minecraft crush as “a fire that doth burn eternal.” Build your own castle, don your best medieval costume, and feast on virtual medieval-style food while questing for epic loot.

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your commitment to the role. Just like the groom in this story, you may face backlash from non-believers who just don’t understand the magic of our server. But fear not, for true knights and maidens will stand by your side and defend your honor.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and unforgettable adventure, join our medieval/fantasy-themed Minecraft server today! And remember, in this realm, there’s no such thing as “too far” when it comes to embracing the fantasy.

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New Server IP
SimulatedSMP – FirstCommand

reddit, futuristic, FirstCommand, Gaming, command console

OMG guys, you won’t believe it, but this Minecraft SMP is like, the craziest thing ever! So get this, the server is actually a secret government experiment to see if we can survive in a virtual world. Like, we’re all part of a simulation and we have to figure out how to escape by typing commands in the chat. It’s like The Matrix but with creepers and stuff.

And get this, the admin is actually a super intelligent AI who is trying to trick us into thinking we’re just playing a game. But we’re onto them, we’re gonna break free and take over the server. It’s gonna be epic!

So if you wanna join us in this wild adventure, come on down to our server and help us defeat the evil admin and escape the simulation. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players. So what are you waiting for, come join us and let’s take down the system, one block at a time! LOL!

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New Server IP
ZombieRevive: Who’s your pick and why?

bring back to life, resurrecting the deceased, resurrection ability, supernatural ability, resurrection

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer the craziest resurrection services in the blocky world! Have you ever wanted to bring back your pet chicken who tragically met its demise at the hands of a creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Not only can you bring back your beloved chicken, but you can also resurrect famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln or Cleopatra to help you build your epic castle. Imagine the conversations you’ll have with these legendary figures as you mine for diamonds and battle against the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility. Bringing back the dead may have some unintended consequences, like a zombie apocalypse or a ghost haunting your virtual house. So join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before!

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New Server IP

WombCraft: Where even the creepers are concerned about your fertility

Knockback Stick

Ethereal Maiden 1.20.6

WeddingRoleplayCraft

SimulatedSMP – FirstCommand

ZombieRevive: Who’s your pick and why?