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Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    – SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mines Excavated: 1077
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Magic Items Found: 8647

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Animals Bred: 135

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 104 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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