Woke Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	81	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4592

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	2136
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3278	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Potions Brewed:	134	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.