Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

    Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

    CraftyDudes – Minecraft server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

    Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

    Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5099

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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