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Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 442 Runes Activated: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 880 Dragon Eggs Found: 1884

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
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