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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7252 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).