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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4049 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).