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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4186 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).