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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1919 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 167941 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).