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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7715 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).