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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7426 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).