On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1116 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!
Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.
Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3211 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 139 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.
Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.
Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!
✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨
✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️
✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!
✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!
✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️
✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!
✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!
➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?
If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7802 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?
But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
