On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
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| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?
Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
