On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
